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God only hears SOME prayers.....but not all.
by gumby inif you are a loser who doesn't know god....but you would like to, and you haven't conformed your life to him, nor fear him yet because you don't know him ....he doesn't listen to you.
you must conform first.....then he'll listen.. below are various quotes from the society.. watchtower, may 15, 1990, pp.11-12 fear jehovah, the hearer of prayerfear jehovah, the hearer of prayer.
a restricted privilege.
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For sweetscholar: Is there proof that the Bible is inspired by God?
by seattleniceguy inhello sweetscholar, .
as promised, here is the thread where we can discuss biblical inspiration.
in your post to me on the other thread, you made three main points: .
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El Don Gregario
Read my book "JEHOVAH UNMASKED! The True Indentity of the Bible-God Revealed" then email me (or post to me on this board, or PM me) as to what you think of Jehovah God afterward.
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For sweetscholar: Is there proof that the Bible is inspired by God?
by seattleniceguy inhello sweetscholar, .
as promised, here is the thread where we can discuss biblical inspiration.
in your post to me on the other thread, you made three main points: .
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Nate Merit
Hi SeattleNiceGuy
Thanks for posting such an interesting topic for SweetScholar.
Dear SweetScholar:
There is no more concise, accurate, complete, and readable answer to this "inspiration" claim than Jim Huber's delightful parody:
http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php
If you were to read it, and pay attention to what is being read, you would see all your questions answered in a direct and powerful manner. It's often a good idea to put questions such as this one in new garb, just as Jim Huber did. Some new clothes on an old broad can work wonders.
Huber answers the claim that the Bible is inspired because it contains some accurate information of a historical nature and of a "scientific" nature with ease and wit. The deaf will never hear, though. There are none so blind as those who will not see.
Jim Huber answers fundy claims and objections with all the gravity and respect these matters deserve. The people who believe them, of course, deserve respect and tolerance, but the views themselves...well...
I was a convinced fundy until I had the courage to start investigating these matters from the other side of the fence. I was an informed fundamentalist, and Aplogetics were a passion. I needed to convince myself and others of the objective reality of biblical religion. Then I began to read the actual material written by the opposition, and the rest is history. Questioning and reading, if you're a fundy, is a dangerous thing to do, since fundyville answers cannot stand up to close scrutiny and probing questions.
To help, here is a URL to a vast website where highly intelligent and educated persons, most of them scholars, tackle almost every conceivable issue raised by fundies: http://www.infidels.org/
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What are JW's leaders going to do when we hit the year 2014 and no Armaggdn
by booker-t inwe are fast approaching the year 2014 which will be 100 years since 1914. what are jw's and the wt going to do if armaggeddon has not occurred by then?
will they come up with a bunch of "new light" to do away with 1914 all together?
will they suddenly announce that jesus came into kingdom power in the year 2014?
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I just figured it out.
Just as they came up with a invisible presence of Jesus, they will proclaim that the tribulation and armageddon came and went invisibly, and that we are now living in a spiritual/invisible new world. They will further explain that these invisible happenings are the Heavenly Prototypes of the earthly realities still to come. Just hang in there! This is exactly what they will do.
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What are JW's leaders going to do when we hit the year 2014 and no Armaggdn
by booker-t inwe are fast approaching the year 2014 which will be 100 years since 1914. what are jw's and the wt going to do if armaggeddon has not occurred by then?
will they come up with a bunch of "new light" to do away with 1914 all together?
will they suddenly announce that jesus came into kingdom power in the year 2014?
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Hi Booker T
They will do what they need to do, and the sheep will continue on sheepishly. The JW religion will eventually go manistream or disappear, but they're still pactically brand new as religions go. The Mormons went through a long period of extreme nuttery before going mainstream.
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Did anything violent happen at the KH or Bookstudy when you were a JW?
by booker-t ini will never forget when i was a jw and was attending the bookstudy on a mon night a man broke into the bookstudy which was in the elder's garage and pulled out a gun.
he shot the father of the jw teenage girl he was secretly dating.
apparently the girl's father had forbidden her to date this non-jw man in his 40's.
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Holy Spimoly booker t !
No man, no violence at all. Just tedius tedium.
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Card of Encouragement From Long-time JW Reeks of Despair
by Seeker4 ini happened to see a card a few minutes ago from a jw i grew up with to another jw that we grew up with.
all of us are in our 50s now, and we've known each other since we were early teens.. the sister who wrote the card has pioneered for decades.
she's married, but decided to never have kids.
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Hi Seeker4
I agree thats very sad indeed. It would be wonderful if the JW's would all just abandon ship.
I meet the same defeated attitude in plenty of mainstream born-againers though. "One glad morning when this life is over I'll fly away, to a home on God's celestial shore, I'l fly away."
I'm glad you're looking forward to accomplishing new things in your fifties. Goodonyemate.
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GAGS I HAVE PROUDLY PULLED ON JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES :)
by Nate Merit inin 1984 (shudder!
) my bud mark smith and i picketed the kingdom hall in ann arbor, michigan.
our signs had a watchtower drawn on them and said 'this religion is a snare and a racket!
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You punch an elder and you don't tell me the details? Mon ami, you must share the juicy details.
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What is on your 'current' reading list?
by AK - Jeff ini mean stuff that is right now, this minute on your table or desk, not something you might read someday?.
my desk is currently littered with;why won't they listen?
ken hamwhat the cults believe.
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The Rise and Fall of Practically Everybody, by Bill Coopie. (A rare and delightful find)
A Renewal for Christianity
Thats it for now.
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My Accomplishments As A JW Of Which I'm Proud
by Nate Merit ini never even came close to making a convert.. .
i never donated a dime to the wtbts.. .
when i was involved, i was involved.
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I go out of my way to show them friendship, respect, courtesy. Anyone who responds to one of my posts gets a reply. Everyone who takes the time to reply is important to me.